Hell Froze Over

I always thought it was just a figure of speech, but apparently, Great Falls (aka Hell) has frozen over. Mark your calenders, folks!

You want that in Celsius?

What were those first few settlers thinking? I bet I know how it went down.

Lewis and Freakin' Clarke: Come on out to Montana, you Settlers! The winter is warm and mild. We got this thing called a Yogo Sapphire you'll just love!

Settlers: ok.

Lewis and Freakin' Clarke: Snicker, snicker...

As I've said before, when they finally invent the time machine, I'm headed back to kick some Lewis and Clarke ass. What the hell kind of name is Merriweather for a "Great Explorer" anyways?