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Lewis and Clarke. Clarke and Lewis. Whoopdie-Freakin-Dooo. Two guys went left for awhile. If yer not from here, be thankful you don't get Lewis and Freakin' Clarke crammed down yer throat. I am so sick of them. I've had to listen to Lewis and Clarke get posthumously sucked off since the day I got here. Now's the big Bi-centennial.
Here's an idiot who covers this breaking news just in time to ease the poor Lewis Family's suffering:
Was Lewis murdered? Forensics professor presents findings:
By KIM SKORNOGOSKI
From what I understand, John Walsh is enticed... Stay tuned to AMW.