Goodbye Don Knotts, Hello Price Gouging!

Ok, so I know it's been a few days since his death, but it is only now that I can bring myself to speak of it. Mourning is a process, you know. I was thinking about how to write about Don Knotts, that beloved character, and I settled on talking about some of my favorite Don Knotts movies. I thought I'd better hit up the ole Google for a list of his movies to stir up memories.

I find an Amazon Listmania list called Must See Don Knotts Films; I'd be stupid not to check this out! Ah yes, the first two titles are the first two that I remembered. The Incredible Mr. Limpet was a funny movie, and wow The Ghost and Mr. Chicken is going for $49.96!!! You've got to be shittin' me, people, a man just died here! I scroll down a bit further to find The Shakiest Gun in the West is going for $46.

It's obvious what I need to do; bang out a few movies, fake my death, and get paid from Amazon as somebody new!