Rumps & Cops

I threw a rump roast on the grill today. It turned out really great. While I started the coals, I noticed the neighbor's window was open and their kids were inside crying. I continued to mess with my coals when my daughter said that one of the kids fell out the window. First floor, landed on the grass, he wasn't hurt. I decided to give the parents a few minutes to come out and detain the little convict. I kept an eye on him for about 15 minutes and no one came out to get him. His brother was now at the window. I decided to go let them know their kid was outside, but no one answered the door.

Now, I really don't like these people; The husband drove his truck across my lawn twice and his dog is always shitting on my lawn. I really didn't want to call the cops on them, but I wasn't in the mood to babysit their 2 year old or risk having the other kid tumble out the window too. I decided to call the cops. The cops tracked down the parents and I filled out a statement. All is well.

I hope the neighbors aren't too mad, I hate repercussions...